Can someone explain the punchline to this joke?

A German approaches a prostitute. “I vish to buy sex viz you.”

“OK,” says the girl, “I charge 20 an hour.”

“ goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.”

“No problem,” she replies, “I can do that.” So they go to the girl’s place, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

“I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.” The girl finds this odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said.

“Now you vill get on your hans und knees.” She does this, balancing on the springs.

“please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.” She finds it odd, but figures it’s harmless (and the guy is paying.)

She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to speak. “What do you call that position?”

He says: “It’s the four-sprung duck technique.”

8 answers by real people - Can someone explain the punchline to this joke?

  • 1 month ago

    Who cares what it means? Tell me more!!!

  • Kyle
    1 month ago

    Not really liking this joke but I think that the “four-sprung” obviously represents the four springs around the prostitute’s arms and legs and the “duck technique” is when she’s blowing on the duck call while being penetrated.

    Common sense to me =/.

    Very generalized.

  • cabrisc17
    7 days ago

    “Vorsprung durch Technik” is Audi’s German slogan, meaning roughly “To be ahead (or Advancement) through technology.”

    It’s been around since the 80’s, and used all around the world. The joke you refer to is in the film Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, the punch line is a play on words.

  • ?
    5 days ago

    the secret to the punch line is that the guy who tells the comic tale places their call because of the fact the only that is extra powerful than one in all 3 characters! Now in case you have been to inform the comic tale and additionally you have been a woman you’re able to conclusion it as… “Angelina walked in, head bent, tears in her eyes and asked, “Who interior the hell is Ms. Kisses?” !!!.

  • ?
    5 days ago

    Wow, thankyou! exactly what I was searching for. I looked for the answers on the internet but I couldn’t find them.

  • Anonymous
    8 days ago

    Its because he is German and it refers to the Audi slogan

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    yes. the punchline”the four sprung duck technique”that is wat he calls the position that he made her stay in during se.

  • BrinkleyNicole
    1 month ago

    its just a retarded joke is all thats why you dont get it

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