Do vampires fart and if so do they smell bad or good?

What would Alice’s farts smell like? Would it be extra loud since everything about vampires is magnified?

19 answers by real people - Do vampires fart and if so do they smell bad or good?

  • 1 month ago

    Note: Only a vampires senses are magnified.


    An actual answer:


    Do vampires fart?

    Yes, they are the undead not the dead.

    Do their farts smell good or bad?

    Good if you compare it to humans.


    Alice, being a vampire vegan, would have a fart that would smell cleaner than a regular vampires and much nicer than a human fart.




    Q. What do you mean?


    A. The smell is relatively simple.

    Most vampires chose to drink blood for emotions that humans carry for a feeling of life. Vegan vampires won’t even have much sense of life, they would be more dead and with less emotion and feeling.

    Now Alice is a vegetarian so her farts aren’t as full of emotion and they would be diluted of their stench. Her farts would be a sweeter smell. Yet, being a slightly dead woman, her body wouldn’t need to fart much anyway.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    LOL. Meyer vampires?

    Let’s see. Their bodies are supposedly rock solid (though somehow they can still bend their limbs??) so based on that I’d say they lack the right inner muscles to fart… gas would just flow out soundlessly.

    They do breathe, they drink blood, so there’s got to be gas in there somewhere. And that gas would probably smell like blood.

    Soundless blood farts…. not a thought to dwell on.

  • ?
    5 days ago

    The smell of farts comes from gas and mercaptans (other gases) in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. The more sulfur-rich foods you eat, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be made by the bacteria in you guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods like cauliflower, eggs and meat are really bad for making stinky farts. Beans on the other hand, may make you fart a lot but they aren’t usually the smelly kind.

  • slobberknocker_usa
    1 month ago

    A vampire with that kind of character flaw. That would make a great and funny story. I can imagine when he sneaks up to a victim, he lets one rip. The strange thing is his fart has a garlicky smell.

  • smoshcrazy111
    1 month ago

    HAHA! They don’t fart because they don’t have bodily functions but to Bella it’d probably smell good but to each other it’d smell nasty. LOL! Yea I guess because they’re noses are super sensitive. LOL!!!!!! I know wherewolves fart because they’re half human. Woah! What about Renesmee?!?!?! Does she fart?!?!

  • jamie
    1 month ago

    Well. Since they don’t eat, i suppose not. Or, their farts may smell like blood. Who knows.

  • Jara Fischer
    1 month ago

    lyk omg i no!!!!111 edwerds wood smel purfect bcuz he is da bomb sexi boi!!1111 he is lyk so hawt n im gonna merri him becu his farts wil smel sooooo good he proberbli fawrts glitter n frostinn!!!!!!11111 omg!!!! i cammmmee!!

    Hahahaha. No. Just kidding. In Stephanie Mayer’s case, they probably don’t even think of farting–it’s a playground for Mary Sues. And Mary Sues don’t fart.


  • Anonymous
    1 month ago


    you just made my day! NICE question. Though, it would’ve done better in polls/surveys people in BA take things very seriously.

    1 Probably GOOD because Meyer made EVERYthing about her vampires good; practically mini-God’s.



  • Carina
    1 month ago

    Since vampires are not alive, they do not fart.

  • Darcie
    7 days ago

    LOL. I don’t know and, if you ever meet one, I wouldn’t really advise asking this question at that first point, to say the least…

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